Come on, now. So you're operating on the intellectual minimum processes designed to express your discomfort to your parental units, eat and expel waste. So in all these years of new births, why have you not acquired the ability to comprehend when something is being done to improve whatever state you may be expressing dissatisfaction with so that you can chill out and make the process easier and therefor quicker?
As a parental unit, I would greatly appreciate your cooperation when I'm trying to change you out of an outfit you've managed to soak during one of your nigh-hourly sessions of practicing to be a lawn sprinkler. Instead, you squirm and writhe like a worm on a hook, thrash your legs around and somehow manage to end up in a position ninety degrees from that in which you started, all the while continuing to wail at the top of your little lungs as you fail throughout the entire process to realize that I'm trying to relieve and improve your discomfort. Then, once I've gotten you into a dry diaper and clothes and after I get you fed, you commence the post-feeding ritual of spitting up all over your fresh clothes. Stop that, please. Thank you.
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