It's Fraeedey

So by now, many of us have had the great displeasure of being exposed to the abomination of what passes for a song these days called Friday, not so much sang as cawed like an exploding crow caught in a jet engine by this talentless cretin of a rich kid named Rebecca Black, who only had this musical apocalypse (non)crafted by a company of which the sole intent is to acquire any free-floating monetary sums from parents who have even less real value in themselves than their untalented crotchspawn flush daily, in order to allow these delusional, tone deaf leeches to garble unintelligibly into a studio microphone, allowing further tone deaf "professionals" to further mutilate their recorded vocal excrement with autotuning, a dead giveaway of the massive void in the "artist"'s essence where any self-respecting musician would actually have talent and experience stored up.
After the nails-on-a-chalkboard go through to slaughterhouse of autotuning, this opportunistic, blood-sucking company further desecrates the realm of music by voiding electronic, repetitive clicks, whistles and low tones into a 3-minute arrangment, slap the processed slab of dead vocalization on top of it and call it a song.

And THEN, their highly trained monkeys grab a camera and further soil the entire process with a video to accompany the release of this rabid beast into the general population. And that is where this currently infamous tool Rebecca Black wormed her way onto YouTube and iTunes.

Normally, I don't find myself broiling in such a hateful, angry stew over something like one bad pop song, and this girl has admitted to crying because o how harsh some of the negative feedback is, and I just can't find even the slightest bit of pity toward her. In an article on the CNN app, she revealed that she has had four years of vocal training. Really? You honestly spent money consistently for four years for vocal training and you continue to sound like a malfunctioning vacuum trying to suck up an exploding chimpanzee? Why, then, would you even bother trying to go forth with your paid-for and not earned venture into the world of already-overpopulated untalented cretins?

Rebecca Black, please take a hint from the thumbs-up vs. thumbs-down count for your video on YouTube which, at my last recollection were less than 200,000 likes against almost 1.2 million dislikes, admit your mistake, issue a written apology to those of us whose ears chose to end their lives rather than be exposed to your nasally, unoriginal emissions again, and kindly exit stage right into firing squad yard. I mean all-you-can-eat buffet. Yeah.