Water Time

Here comes water time. Time to get wet, get the cretins in the pool. Time to show off the chicken legs. Not my cup of tea, but it's all for the kids. Family fun is good. They don't get enough of that. I get in the way a lot. Grouchy, too. All the time. But this weekend, we take the cretins to the water park. Let them have fun. Have a blast. Throw one monstrous fit when it's time to go. Don't look forward to that either. I think there's a Trace Adkins concert somewhere in there, too. Not usually my cup of tea either. But I like to think I'm pretty wide on the musical entertainment plane. Plane like of existence. Not those giant heavy, metal airboats. F those things. Water time. Time for water.